I am really mean
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
sit for 1 minute before removing from microwave
Any cell phone owner’s manual
Raw/undercooked warning on burger joint/steakhouse menus.
always eject a disk before unplugging or turning it off
- me: better check my phone for messages from friends
- me: *after checking phone*
- me: better get friends
they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window
an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years
and most of the time, I try real hard to not be a dick.